Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

I think I pulled a muscle in my stomach from laughing so hard

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Thank god I’m doing yoga tomorrow and then it’s cmj


C’est la vie, I say “I’ve got so many better things”
I’ve got nothing, you should see me, I smoke myself to sleep

Every morning I wake up and hope The Format announce a reunion

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C-Breezy in the house.

C-Breezy in the house.

It breaks my heart that there was a period of my life where I refused to talk to my dad or even talk about him. It made sense at the time and I wasn’t the only one to blame but those are months I’ll never get back and I regret it every day.

Spent a good 10 minutes in the cab back from babysitting explaining to the Mom and Dad that my love of horror movies means if I was ever found in a “Halloween” situation it means I would survive and so would their son and when I was done the mom just hugged me for a while and said “every time I learn something new about you I’m happier and happier we found you” and they are the perfect family.


"Hey don’t fucking swear" - Ashton Irwin probably 

He was so upset he didn’t say nachos…

Ashton Irwin is an actual Erin Browne exact

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For you…

Guysssss this new TFE era is so good why aren’t you obsessed with them yet


You’re A Hazard, Harry


You’re A Hazard, Harry

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