thegirlintheredsunglasses:

I’m so full I want to cry but I’m afraid if I do my tears will be berry compote and my face will get sticky

I was in a bad place earlier. Almost as bad as the time Harry’s dad made something that was the closest thing to Mac and Cheese I had while in England and I ate so much of it I spent a good half hour after dinner laying on the floor of Harry’s room whimpering “I’ve lost my sense of self” over and over again while he watched Foals music videos. 

A man in a fedora on the corner asked me if my hair was real or if I had extensions and when I told him it was real he told me it was adorable in excited disbelief and this is the closest I will ever get to feeling like a Haim

I’m so full I want to cry but I’m afraid if I do my tears will be berry compote and my face will get sticky

My cousin is telling me all about Coachella but about all the pool parties she went to and the 6 bands she saw and I think I’m about to fall into a rage blackout I’ll never recover from.

Weirdly enough, Easter was a huge holiday for my framily and I and this is the first year in forever we are not celebrating together and it feels weird.

Weirdly enough, Easter was a huge holiday for my framily and I and this is the first year in forever we are not celebrating together and it feels weird.

I accidentally deleted my post from last night that called Laurie from Little Women ‘the OG whiney friendzoned manbitch nightmare’ and I just want that phrasing to be remembered.

I apparently have a lot of feelings about ‘Easter Parade’ of all things.

Fred Astaire’s character in the movie is a pretty annoying piece of shit and to be honest she would have been better off with Peter Lawford (who was also hotter) but she doesn’t want him and he respects that so I respect her choice.

Like seriously at the end when she is trying to show Fred she still loves him Peter is just laying on her couch like ‘girl put on that dress he likes and do something to your face and go on your damn Easter walk and get your man’ and then he calls up some other hottie and goes on his own Easter walk. And he doesn’t whine once.

May I take this moment to point out that in the 1948 Irving Berlin Classic ‘Easter Parade’ (which takes place around 1912 mind you) Peter Lawford’s character tells Judy Garland’s that he loves her and when she turns him down for HIS BEST FRIEND Fred Astaire he basically just shrugs and rolls with it and he and Judy become platonic best friends and he doesn’t broach the subject again. So all you whiney friendzoned men should take a tip or two from our good Johnny and realize that girls make pretty rocking friends you scumbags.

May I take this moment to point out that in the 1948 Irving Berlin Classic ‘Easter Parade’ (which takes place around 1912 mind you) Peter Lawford’s character tells Judy Garland’s that he loves her and when she turns him down for HIS BEST FRIEND Fred Astaire he basically just shrugs and rolls with it and he and Judy become platonic best friends and he doesn’t broach the subject again. So all you whiney friendzoned men should take a tip or two from our good Johnny and realize that girls make pretty rocking friends you scumbags.