I used my college degree to make this yesterday

I used my college degree to make this yesterday

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Mallory Ortberg put my name in a Toast article

Kate

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I have a stress zit on my chin now. 

I don’t understand youth culture

mymissus:

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?""Hitting a kick flip.""Getting my average past 90.""Getting some vagina.""Me too."

There are the greatest teen dirtbags in all the land. Four teen dirtbags to rule them all.

I hope you hit that kickflip, honey. 

mymissus:

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?"
"Hitting a kick flip."
"Getting my average past 90."
"Getting some vagina."
"Me too."

There are the greatest teen dirtbags in all the land. Four teen dirtbags to rule them all.

I hope you hit that kickflip, honey. 

Here you go Connor

(Source: thatwasclever)

emchughes:

roundtop:

asking the tough questions

You absolute crumbnut, thegirlintheredsunglasses.

Are you mad? Are you being endearing? 

WHO CAN TELL, ya crumbnut. 

I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don’t say “maybe”

I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby

Come with me Friday, don’t say “maybe”